251 Best Whatsapp / Facebook Status Quotes and Messages

         1 .Funny #Whatsapp / #Facebook #Status

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

I believe in hate at first sight.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

The Earth without Art is just Eh.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

Laziness is me middle name.

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I need Google in my brain.

You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 2. Cool Whatsapp / Facebook Status
          The best way to create your future is to create it

• Sleep all your troubles away.
• I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
• It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
• If you ain’t first, you are last.
• I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
• The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
• Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
• Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
• Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
• I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
• A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
• You killed what was left of the good in me.
• The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
• If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
• Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
• A fake smile can hide a million tears.
• Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
• You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
• You can do anything but not everything.
• A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
• Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
• Life is better when I’m drunk.
• Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
• I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
• Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
• Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
• face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
• I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
• I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
• Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
• Love is all you need.
• Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
• I dreamed a dream.
• Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
• I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
• No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
• Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
• Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
• “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.”  Sir Jony Ive, Apple
• There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
• I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
• Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
• The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
• I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
• We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
• Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
• The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
• I can and I will. Watch me!!
• When you want to give up remember why you started.

3. Love Whatsapp / Facebook Status

• Love can be demonstrated not defined.
• Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
• Only you can give me that feeling.
• Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
• I’d cross the world for someone like you.
• Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
• My Hearts beats only for you.
• Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
• “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
• Love has no limits.
• Everything is fair in Love and War.
• I want another day with you.
• You can’t stop loving short girls.
• I think love is fearless.
• I need you so much closer.
• My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
• You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
• When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
• I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
• Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
• Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
• I hope you always find a reason to smile.
• I love you even when I hate you.
• Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
• I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
• Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
• Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• When I count my blessings i count you twice.
• Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
• Be the type of person you want to meet.
• I can’t stop missing you.
• Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
• I’m done begging for your love.
• I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
• Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
• I can't go a day without thinking about you.
• There is no finish line so love the journey.
• Fall in love not in line.
• If you love something set it free.
• The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
• So many of my smiles begin with you.
• A true love story nerve ends.
• Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
• You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
• All I need is your love.
• I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
• Let all that you do be done n love.
• I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
• True love has a habit of coming back.

4. Best Whatsapp / Facebook Status

• A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
• I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
• When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
• The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
• Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
• Take a deep breath it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
• Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
• Just because something isn't happening for you right now doesn't mean that will never happen.
• I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
• Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
• I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
• "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
• "Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak." - Rachel Zoe
• There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
• There's nothing wrong with you there's a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
• Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
• Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
• If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
• If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
• Life is short, make fun of it.
• I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won't ask me again.
• Everything happens for a reason, so don't disappoint.
• The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
• Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
• The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.
• You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
• Life is too short to remove USB safely.
• “If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer
• Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
• Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.
• Nobody can teach me who I am.
• God's plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
• Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
• Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
• Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON
• Life doesn't get easier you just get stronger.
• If you can dream it you can do it. - Walt Disney
• The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - harry Golden
• Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
• Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.
• You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
• If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
• So take a chance and don't ever look back.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
• Success is the best revenge for anything. _ Ed Sheeram
• There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.
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5. Whatsapp / Facebook Online Status

• You can't hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. - -Jim Rohn
• When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
• Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
• Do what you fear and fear disappears. - David Schwartz
• Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we’re all of us looking for the key. -  Alan benett
• If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
• Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
• If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
• When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt
• A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar
• And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
• The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
• Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.
• Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
• Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
• Don't ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
• An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I'm going to buy iPhone 6.
• Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
• It's hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'" when nothing's right.
• Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
• All great changes are preceded by chaos.
• One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
• A true businessman always does business out of courage.
• People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
• Don't give up what you want most, for what you want now. 
• The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.
• Happiness is not the absence of problems.  It’s the ability to deal with them.
• In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
• Stop saying I wish start saying I will.
• The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
• It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.
• I've got nothing to do today but smile. - Paul Simon
• A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
• All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them.
• Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
• One day you're going to wake up and notice that you should've tried. I was worth the fight.
• Love yourself. Love your day.  Love your life.
• Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
• Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. 
• Do a little more each day than you think you can.
• You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
• Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
• It’s a good day to have a good day.
• You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
• The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
• Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
• May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma's teeth.
• The ones who say “you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that “you will".
• We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.