Husband wife jokes Hindi

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai...
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu

Love SMS Shayari in Hindi

Mushkilon se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho,
Udas Baitho Esi koi Baat Na ho….
Dua Hai Ki Mehfilon Se Saje Zindagi Aapki,
Bas Mumein Pukar Lena Agar koi Saath Na Ho

Hindi Birthday Shayari

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday

Dard Shayari

Gheele kaghaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
Koi jalata bhi nahi koi bahata bhi nahi
Is kadar akele hain dil ki rahon mei
Koi satata bhi nahi , Koi manata bhi nahi!

Latest Hindi Romantic Shayari

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!

Funny Sms Shayari on Girlfriend

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!

Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De

Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai;
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti;
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai;
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti!

Funny Hindi Sms Shayari

Arz Kiya Hai:
Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Ki Hai Baadi Dhassu 

Hindi Funny Shayari

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

Sad Shayari SMS on Trust in hindi Font : इस कदर उनको भूल जाएँगे

Sad Shayari SMS on Trust in hindi Font :
सोचा था इस कदर उनको भूल जाएँगे,
देखकर भी अनदेखा कर जाएँगे,
पर जब जब सामने आया उनका चेहरा,
सोचा एस बार देखले, अगली बार भूल जाएँगे

हर पल मे खुशी देती है माँ | Hindi Shayari SMS on Mother

हर पल मे खुशी देती है माँ,
अपनी ज़िंदगी से जीवन देती है माँ,
भगवान क्या है!!! माँ की पूजा करो जनाब,
क्यूकी भगवान को भी जनम देती है माँ

Santa Banta Jokes

संता भगवान से प्रार्थना कर रहा था।

संता: "भगवान, प्लीज पंजाब को अमेरिका की राजधानी बना दो प्लीज्ज्ज्ज़"

भगवान जी ने ये सुना और हैरान होकर प्रकट हुए और पूछा: "क्यूँ बे?"
संता: "क्यूंकि मैं पेपर में लिख आया हूँ"

Very Sad Shayari In Hindi

Very Sad Shayari In Hindi 
Koi ban ke sajan aa bhi ja iss kadar
Jaan lele magar cheen mat mera ghar
Main tere waste pee bhi lungi jahar
Bas mujhe baksh de mere babul ka ghar

Facebook funny shayari

Facebook Baba Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

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Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Karwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hai?

Santa : Rashan Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

Masoom Bachpan

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The,
Tab To Sirf Khilone Tuta Karte The,

Wo Khushiyan Bi Na Jane Kaise Khushiyan Thi,
Titli Ko Pakad Ke Uchhla Karte The,

Paoon Maar Ke Khud Barish Ke Pani Mae,
Apna Aap Bhigoya Karte The,

Ab To Ek Aansu Bi Rusva Kar Jata Hai,
Bachpan Mein Dil Khol Ke Roya Karte The