funny shayari in hindi 140 words

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ikraar, phir intezaar, phir takraar,
phir darar, sari mehnat ho gayi bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

Verry funny shayari on exam results

funny shayari on exam results

Kaash koi exam ke Result ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
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 dusra Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
Pachas No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushkil.
Teesra Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
tees number Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatam.
Chautha Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Funny Shayari on Exam Time

Funny Student Shayari On Exams

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Funny Hindi Anniversary Sms

Funny Hindi Anniversary Sms
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Funny #Shayari on Machar

Funny #Shayari on Machar

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha aankhoon mein khoon tha,
uthaya use masal dene ke liye par khayal aaya,
kambakht mein bhi aakhir apna hi to khoon tha.

Funny Jokes On Friend in hindi

Funny #Jokes On Friend in hindi

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Par ek Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupya Tha,
Le wo Bhi ab maine Tere Naam Kar Diya.

Hindi Funny SMS Shayari in hindi

 Hindi Funny SMS #Shayari
Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Aayega Jawab,
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udhaas,
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahe Hai Janab.

Funny SMS Shayari On Friends

Funny #SMS #Shayari On Friends

 har khushi ko tere taraf mod doon,
chand sitare tere liye tod doon,
har kamyabi ka darwaza tere liye khol doon,
itna hi kaafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

sorry 2 disturb u

Sorry 2 disturb u But it's urgent.
Can you mail me your photo quickly
Serious matter has come up
Actually we are playing cards
We've lost joke !

Funny SMS

No matter how the sky is
How deep the ocean is
How strong the wing is
How wide a river is
I just wanna tell u
They r none of ur business !

Mehbooba ke Pyar me Funny SMS Shayari

Mehbooba Funny Killer Shayari

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

IPL Matches Funny Hindi Shayari Jokes

IPL Matches Funny Hindi Shayari

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

Nursery Student Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

Nursery Student Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

Ek Nursery Class Ka Student Madam Se Bola: Mam, Main Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Madam Boli: Very Sweet!
Woh Student Apne Sath Baithe Doosre Student Se Bola: Dekh Lo, Maine Kaha Tha Na, Chalu Hai, Line Maarti Hai!

Funny Good Night SMS in Hindi | Good Night SMS For Friends

Funny Good Night SMS in Hindi | Good Night SMS For Friends

Itni Raat Gaye Koi

Satsang Sunaane Ke Vaaste Toh...

SMS Karega Nahi!

Simple Si Baat Hai..

Good Night Bolna Hai..

So Jao Ab...

Good Night!

Most Funny Shayari For Girlfriend in Hindi | Make Fun of Girlfriend Shayari in Hindi

Most Funny Shayari For Girlfriend in Hindi | Make Fun of Girlfriend Shayari in Hindi

Tujhe Bhool Jaaane Ka Koi Iraada Toh Nahi Tha,

Tere Ilaava Kisi Se Bhi Koi Wada Toh Nahi Tha,

Tumhara Khayal Hi Dil Se Nikal Dete Shayad,

                                        Par Kambakhat Mere Dil Mein Koi Darwaja Hi Nahi Tha!

Santa And Banta Funny English SMS 140 Words

Santa And Banta Funny English SMS 140 Words

1.Accountancy Fact:

Banta: What Is The Difference Between Liability And Asset?

Santa: A Drunk Guy Is A Liability And A Drunk Girl Is An Asset!

2.Santa - my wife died yesterday.. 

I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,

What to do?

Banta - no problem!

Just imagine she came back!!

April Fool SMS

Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said "i love u".

After a while she also said "i love u" .
But when i looked at the calendar it was

April 1.

Wedding in Modern Style

wedding in Modern Style
Pujaari: Do you Both Agree
to Change ur
Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple: Yes, we agree
Pujaari: Vivaah sammpan

Funny SMS | 5wa kaha gir gyaa

Four boys on a bike..
 Police:- even triple riding is banned aur
 tum to 4 baithey ho.....??
 Boys shocked :-O
.
.
.
 they looked behind
.
.
 and said:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
 gyaa.?? :-O

Husband Wife Jokes

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
    Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.

    Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
    Top Examples:
    Who.
    What.
    Why.
    When
    Whom.
    Where.
    War.
    Wine.
    Whisky.
    Woman.

    And finally…
    Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)