Sunday, April 6, 2014

Bewafa Shayari SMS

Jane kya soch ke lehrein sahil se takrati hain
Aur phir se laut jati hain..
Samaj nahi ata ke woh kinaro se bewafai karti hain
Ya phir laut ke samandar se wafa nibhati hain !!

Bewafa Shayari in Hindi

Rone ki saza na rulane ki saza hai
 Ye dard mohabat ko nibhane ki saza hai
 Haste hai to aankhon Se nikal aate hai aansu
 Ye us shaks se dil lagane ki saza hai

Hindi Bewafa Shayari SMS

Acha hua maloom ho gaya
 Apno ki mohabbat ab mohabbat nahi rahi
 Warna hum toh apna ghar bhi chord rahe they
 Unke dil main rehne ke liye !!

Bewafa Love SMS in Hindi

Hum phool nahi per mehekna jante hain
 Bin roye gam ko bhulana jante hain
 Log khush hote hain humse
 kynki bina mile hi hum rishtey nibhana jante hain !!

Bewafa Shayri SMS in Hindi

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le
 Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai !!

Love Urdu Ghazal Sun Liy Jo KHUDA Ne Woh Dua Tum To Nhi Ho

Sun Li Jo KHUDA Ne Woh Dua Tum To Nhi Ho
Darwazey Pe Dastak Ki Sadaa Tum To Nhi Ho,
Simtti Hoi Sharmai Hoi Raat Ki Rani
Soi Hoi Kaliyon Ki Hayaa Tum To Nhi Ho,
Mehsos Kiya Tum Ko To Geeli Hoi Palkein
Bhegey Hoye Mausam Ki Adaa Tum To Nhi Ho...!!!

Khushiyon Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Me

Khushiyon Ki Tarha Meri Har Saans Me
Tum Piyar Apna Basanay Ka Waada Karo,
Rang Jitney Tumhari Mohabat Ky Hain
Unko Mery Dil Me Sajanay Ka Waada Karo,
Hai Tumhari Wafaon Py Mujhe Yaqen
Phir Bhi Dil Chahta Hai Mery Dil Nashen,
Yun Hi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara Mujh Ko
Tum Apna Bananay Ka Waada Karo,
Mohabat Ka Srif Lafzon Se Iqrar Nhi Hota
Sirf Eak Janib Se To Piyar Nhi Hota
Main Tumhain Yad Rakhnay Ki Khaon Qasam
Or Mujhe Tum Na Bhulanay Ka Wzada Karo...!!!

Hindi Shayari Romantic Ghazal

Tum Se Nata Hai Yun Wafaon Ka
Jaesy Khushbo Se Hai Hawaon Ka,
Jaesy Honton Se Hai Duaon Ka
Jaesy Rishta Hai Dhop Chhaon Ka,
Jaesy Jisam Se Rooh Or Jan Ka
Bandhan Hamesha Tum Nibhana,
Mujhe Tanha Chorr Mat Jana
Ab Tum Bin Mujhe Nhi Rehna,
Bas Ab Tum Mary Hi Rehna...!!!

A Largest Poem of Halloween Littlest Pumpkin

PEPPY THE LITTLEST PUMPKIN

PEPPY WAS AMONG THOSE LEFT SITTING
IN A VERY LARGE PUMPKIN PATCH,
HE HAD SAT WATCHING AS SO MANY OTHER PUMPKINS
WERE BEING CARRIED IN A STRONG ARM LATCH.

A WEEK OR TWO HAD GONE BY
PEOPLE HAD BEEN COMING
 BUT WENT RIGHT ON PAST
THEY HEADED TO THE BIG ONES
HE WAS TOO SMALL
PROBABLY WOULD BE LEFT TO GO NEAR THE LAST,

THERE WERE CHILDREN OF ALL AGES
THEY WERE WALKING ALL ABOUT
THEY HAD ARRIVED TO PICK JUST THE RIGHT ONE
THE SCHOOL BUS HAD LET THEM OUT,

THEY RAN FAST UP AND DOWN THE ROWS
LOOKING HERE AND THERE,
JUST COMPLETELY PASSED UP PEPPY
WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A STARE.


HE WAS A VERY LITTLE PUMPKIN
MIGHT NOT BE CHOSEN BY ANYONE TODAY
TIME WAS PASSING ON AND THE PUMPKINS WERE DISAPPEARING
LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA BE HERE TO STAY,

LATE IN THE EVENING
TWO YOUNG GIRLS AND THEIR BROTHER
WERE WALKING SLOWLY
HAD PASSED PEPPY BY
THEY WERE HOLDING ONTO THEIR MOTHER'S HAND
DID NOT HAVE A PUMPKIN YET AND LET OUT A SIGH,

PEPPY WAS LYING NEAR THE PATH
THEY HAD PASSED HIM ONCE BEFORE
GUESS THEY HAD DECIDED NOT TO GET A PUMPKIN 
AND WERE NOT GOING TO LOOK ANYMORE,

THEN SUDDENLY THE LEAST LITTLE GIRL SQUEALED
SHE HAD SPIED THE LITTLE PUMPKIN AT LAST
THIS ONE IS BEAUTIFUL
JUST HER SIZE
SHE RAN OVER TO PEPPY GOING REALLY FAST,

THERE WERE LOTS BIGGER AND BETTER SHAPED PUMPKINS
SITTING IN THE PATCH
PEPPY SEEN THEM ALL AROUND
BUT JUST THEN THE CHILDREN REACHED HIM
AND PICKED PEPPY UP OFF THE GROUND,

HE LOOKED AROUND AT THE REMAINING PUMPKINS

THEY SEEMED TO BE A JOLLY CROWD
IT PLEASED THE LITTLE PUMPKIN AS HE WAS CARRIED
OUT OF THE PATCH 
HE FELT SO VERY PROUD,

THE OLDEST GIRL HAD ALSO FOUND HER PERFECT ONE
HE WASN'T VERY BIG
BUT NICE AND TALL
SHE SEEMED TO BE VERY HAPPY WITH HER FIND
CONSIDERED HERS THE VERY BEST ONE OF ALL. 

THE LITTLE GIRL HUGGED HI
M DIRT AND ALL
AS THE LITTLE BOY LOOKED FOR ONE PUMPKIN MORE,
THEY WOULD SIT THEIR THREE PUMPKINS ON THE PORCH
QUITE NEAR THE FRONT DOOR,

THE CHILDREN WERE DELIGHTED WITH THEIR PUMPKINS
THEY SAT THEM IN THE SEAT ON THEIR RIDE HOME
TOOK THEM INTO THE HOUSE CAUSE IT WAS LATE
DID NOT WANT THEM LEFT TO BE ON THE PORCH ALONE,

IT WASN'T LONG UNTIL HALLOWEEN DREW NEAR
THEY WERE BUSY CARVING A SCARY FACE
SOME JAGGED TEETH
A SQUARE NOSE
TWO POINTED EYES
AN ORANGE CANDLE INSIDE THEY DID PLACE,

SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH STEP
PEPPY LIT UP HALLOWEEN NIGHT
HE WAS VERY HAPPY
NOT ONE BIT SCARED
AS HE GLOWED AN EERIE ORANGE LIGHT,

SO ALL THREE LITTLE PUMPKINS DID FIND A HOME
AS JACK-o-LANTERNS THEY WERE A FRIGHT
NO LONGER LEFT ALONE IN THE PUMPKIN PATCH
THEIR EYES WERE TWINKLING VERY BRIGHT....!!!

Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum

Kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum,
Dur fizaon me kahi kho jayenge hum.
Meri yaadon se lipat ke rone aaoge tum,
jab zameen ko odh ke so jayenge hum…


Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna,
bhul jana mera khyal na karna,
hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,
pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…

Shadi Se Pahle or Shadi ke Baad (Funny shayari)

Shadi Se Pahle or Shadi ke Baad (Funny shayari)
Shaadi ke pehle -
 
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

Shaadi ke baad -

 
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Beautiful Karwa Chauth Shayari in Hindi

Beautiful Karwa Chauth Shayari in Hindi 


Sara Din Hai Aaj Hamara Upwaas
Jaldi Jaldi Pati Ghar Aayein
Hamari Yehi Hai Aas
Din Hai Aaj Karwa Chauth Ka
Kahin Ho Na Jaye Uphaas!
Happy Karwa Chauth!

Karwa Chauth Latest Hindi SMS

Bhookh Se Marr Rahein Hain Hum Yahaan
Par Aapko Hamari Parwaah Kahan?
Vrat Hai Hamara Aaj Karwa Chauth Ka
Soorat Apni Dikha Dena
Vrat Mera Khulwa Dena!

Hanuman Jayanti SMS 140 Words in Hindi

Kaam Na Banege Dhayaan Ke Bina
Ram Na Milenge Hanuman Ke Bina
Ram Naam Japte Raho
Bajrang Bali Bhajhte Raho
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!

Lovely Diwali SMS in Hindi | Beautiful Diwali Quotes in Hindi

Diyon Ki Jagmagahat Ho
Roshni Charo Aur Ho
Dua Hai Hamari Khuda Se
Aesi Hi Aapki Zindagi Ho!
Happy Diwali

Shubh Deepawali SMS Hindi | Latest Diwali Shayari in Hindi

Hanste Hansaate Aap Deep Jalana
Jeewan Mein Itni Khushiyaan Lana
Ranzo Gham Bhool Kar Sab
Sab Ko Apne Gale Lagana!
Shubh Deepawali !!

Bal Divas SMS in Hindi | Children's Day Message in Hindi

Bal Divas SMS in Hindi | Children's Day Message in Hindi

Madam Aaj Na Daantna Humko
Aaj Hum Khele Gayenge,
Saal Bhar Humne Kiya Intezaar
Aaj Hum Baal Divas Manayenge!

Guru Nanak Jayanti SMS in Hindi 140 Words

                                                                           Guru Nanak Jayanti Shayari in Hindi

Satguru Sab De Kaaj Sanwaare!
Aap Sab Ko Pratham Sikh Guru
Nanak Dev Ji Ke Janam Diwas Ki
Hardik Bhadhaiyaan!

Happy Maha Shivratri Shayari Wishes | Shivratri Festival Shayari in Hindi

                                                        Shivratri Festival Shayari in Hindi
 

Shiv Satay Hai,Shiv Anant Hai,
Shiv Anadi Hai,Shiv Bhagwant Hai,
Shiv Omkar Hai,Shv Bramh Hai,
Shiv Shakti Hai,Shiv Bhakti Hai,
Aao Bhagwan Shiv Ka Naman Kare,
Unka Aashirwad Hamesha Hum Par Rahe..
Happy Maha Shivratri!!

Dr. Bhimrao Ambedkar Shayari in Hindi & Marathi

 Dr. Bhimrao Ambedkar Shayari in Hindi

SIr uncha uthakar jina sikhaya mere Bhim ne
Shiksha ka mahatwa samjhaya mere bhim ne
Julm ke khilaf sangharsh karna sikhaya mere Bhim ne,
Aaj mai bahot uncha utha hun,
Mujhe uncha uthaya mere Bhim ne

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Sara jaha hai jiki sharan me
naman hi us BABA ke charan me
bane us baba ke charno ki dhool
aao mil kar chadhaye shradha ke phool

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Asa Bal Janma Aala.
Sara Gaau Gola Zhala
Gunapramane Nav Jyache Saaje
BHIMRAWANCHI BABASAHEBANCHI
Sarya Vishwat Jayanti Gaje !!!

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Dr. Bhimrao Ambedkar Shayari in Marathi 

Naman Teya Parakramala
Naman Teya Deshapremala
Naman Teya Sagarala
Naman Teya Gyaan Devtela
Naman Teya Maha Purusala
Naman Aassha Aapalya Baba Sahebana.
Babasaheb Ambedkar Jayanti Wishes!

Funny Adalat SMS in Hindi | Short Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

 Short Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi
 Hindi Jokes 140 Characters 


1. Judge: Faansi Se Pehle Tumhari Antim Ichha Kya Hai?
Pinku: Mujhe Paer Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Karke Faansi Di Jaye!
2. Judge: Order Order!!
Pinku: Mec D Se Burger Aur Pizza Hut Se Cream Pizza Mangwa Dijiye!

Wise Good Morning Quotes in Hindi | Good Morning Vichar in Hindi SMS

Wise Good Morning Quotes in Hindi | Good Morning Vichar in Hindi SMS
 
 
Jeewan Mein Jyaada Rishte
Ho Ya Na Ho..
Par Job Hi Rishtey Ho..
Unme Jeewan Hona
Zaroori Hai!

Sweel Love Good Night Shayari SMS For Her | Good Night SMS 140 Words

Aapke Dil Mein Hum Rahenge Aapki Yaad Bankar
Hothon Pe Aapke Rahenge Ek Muskaan Bankar
Juda Na Samajhna Mujhe Khud Se Kabhie Bhi
Saya Ban Kar Rahenge Akaash Banker!
Good Night My Love !

Ishq Ka Jazbaat Shayari in Hindi | Dosti Pe Ilzaam Shayari in Hindi

Jazbaat Ishq Ka Nakaam Na Hone Dege,
Dil Ki Dooniya Mei Kabhie Sham Na Hone Dege,
Har Ilzaam Dosti Ka Apne Sar Le Lenge
Dosti Ko Par Hum Na Badnaam Hone Denge!

Kisse Dosto Ke Funny Shayari in Hindi | Free Ke Message Funny Shayari in Hindi

Kisse Dosto Ke Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain
Mobile Mein Balance Nahi Par Ameer Hote Hain
Khud Kabhi Message Karna Nahi…
Free Ke Message Padne Ke Shaunkeen Hote Hain!

Beautiful Dosti Ka SMS in Hindi | Dost Ki Yaad SMS in Hindi

Humein Aap Jitnaa Yaad Karte Ho
Hum Bhi Aapko Utna Hi Yaad Karte Hain
Itna Sa Farq Hai Yaad Karne Mein Ae Dost
Aap Hamara Sms Pad Key Humein Yaad Karte Hain
Aur Hum Aapko Yaad Karte Hi Sms Karte Hain!

Missing Friend on Friendship Day SMS Hindi |Dost Ki Yaad Shayari SMS Hindi

Aapse Doori Ka Ehsaas Sataane Lagaa Hai
Sath Jo Bitaya Tha Pal Yaad Aane Laga Hai
Koshish Ke Jab Bhi Humne Bhoolne Ki
Tera Pyar Dil Ko Tadpaane Laga Hai!

Dosti SMS Hindi For Friendship Day | Dosti Shayari on Facebook Status

Diye Toh Toofan Mein Bhi Jala Karte Hain,
Gulaab Toh Kaanto Mein Bhi Khila Karte Hain,
Khushnaseeb Bohat Hote Hai Who Dost,
                                                    Jinhe Dost Aap Jaise Mila Karte Hain!

Never Forget Me Shayari In Hindi For Her | Sad SMS in Dosti

Never Forget Me Shayari In Hindi For Her | Sad SMS in Dosti
Kabhi Dost Keh Diya Kabhi Bilkool Bhoola Diya
Kabhi Hansaa Diya Kabhi Roola Diya
Kabhi Sms Kr K Zindagi Ka Ek Aur Lamhaa Bhar Diya
Kabhi Reply Naa Kr K Aadhaa Mar Hi Diya.

Sweet Happy Birthday Shayari SMS in Hindi Fonts | Loving Happy Birthday SMS in Hindi Fonts

Sweet Happy Birthday Shayari SMS in Hindi Fonts









 Loving Happy Birthday SMS in Hindi Fonts

ख़ुशी ख़ुशी बीते हर दिन ..
सुहानी हर रात हो ..
कदम पड़े जिस तरफ भी आपके
वहाँ फूलों भरी  बरसात हो !
जनम दिन की खुशियाँ मुबारक !

Palakon Pe Ansoo Shayari SMS in Hindi Font | Dard Bhara SMS in Hindi Fonts

Palakon Pe Ansoo Shayari SMS in Hindi Font
 Dard Bhara SMS in Hindi Fonts

पलकों पे आंसू न लाया कीजिये
दिल की बातें हर किसी को न बताया कीजिये
मुठी में नमक लिए फिरते हैं यह लोग
अपने ज़ख़्म हर किसी को न दिखाया कीजिये !

Father's Days SMS in Hindi Fonts | Father's Day SMS Hindi Language

 Father's Day SMS Hindi Language
 Father's Day SMS Hindi Language
एक बात हमेशा याद रखनी चाहिए,
जीवन में पिता का स्थान प्रभु  से कम नहीं है।
पिता सदा हमारा ध्यान रखते है,
और निस्वार्थ प्यार करते हैं।
                                                        फ़ादर्स डे के शुभ अवसर पर शुभ कामना !

Friendship Day SMS in Hindi Fonts | Friendship Day Shayari in Hindi Fonts

Friendship Day SMS in Hindi Fonts
 Friendship Day Shayari in Hindi Fonts
आना हमारा किसी को गवारा ना हुआ
हर मुसाफिर ज़िन्दगी का सहारा ना हुआ
मिलते हैं बहुत लोग इस तनहा ज़िन्दगी में
पर हर दोस्त आपसा प्यारा ना हुआ !

Happy Deepawali SMS in Hindi Language Fonts | Happy Diwali SMS in Hindi

Happy Deepawali SMS in Hindi Language Fonts | Happy Diwali SMS in Hindi
दीप जलते जगमगाते रहें
हम आपको आप हमें याद आते रहें
जब तक रहेगी ज़िन्दगी दुआ है हमारी
आप यूं ही दिये की तरह जगमगाते रहें!
हैप्पी दीपावली !!

Santa Banta Funny Joke SMS in Hindi Fonts | हिन्दी संता बंता SMS | हिन्दी जोक्स

Santa Banta Funny Joke SMS in Hindi Fonts | हिन्दी संता बंता SMS | हिन्दी जोक्स 
संता बंता से : मेरे पास गाडी है, बंगला है, पैसे है, शोहरत है, तुम्हारे पास क्या है?
बंता : मेरे पास भी गाडी है, बंगला है, पैसे है, शोहरत है।
संता : अबे तो फिर अपनी माँ किसके पास है?

Short Love Poem in Hindi For Girls

Short Love Poem in Hindi For Girls | Pyar Bhari Hindi Kavita
Tum Gar Palkein Jhukaao Toh
Sara Jhaa Ruk Jaaeye
Kyon Na Ban Jaaeye In Aankhon
Ki  Pujari Aankhein
Jaagti Raato Ko Sapno Ka
Afsana Mil Jaayee
Tum Gar Mil Jaao Toh Jeene Ka
Bahana Mil Jaaeye!

Poem on Daughter in Hindi | Beti Bachao Kavita & Slogan | Beti Pe Hindi Kavita

Beti Pe Hindi Kavita | Poem on Daughter in Hindi & Slogan | 

Beti Bachao Kavita

Ghar Ki Chahal Pehal Hai Beti,
Jeewan Mein Ek Kamal Hai Beti!!
Dhoop Kabhi Gunguni Suhani,
Kabhi Chand Si Sheetal Hai Beti!!
Shiksha Gun Sanskaar Rop Do,
Phir Beto Jaisi Sabal Hai Beti!!
Agar Sahara De Do Vishwas Ka,
Ganga Jal Si Paawan Hai Beri!!
Prakriti Ke Sab Sadgunn Seencho,
Toh Prakriti Si Nicshchal Si Hai Beti!!
Kyon Darte Ho Paida Karne Se?
Arre Aane Wala Kal Hai Beti!!

 More Poem on Daughte



Emotional Hindi Poem For ( MAA ) Mother's Day | Hindi Kavita For Mother - Maa

Emotional Hindi Poem For Mother's Day | Hindi Kavita For Mother - Maa
Neend Bohat Aati Hai Padte Padte..
Maa Hoti Toh Kehta Ek Pyali Chai Bana De.

Thak Gaya Jali Roti Kha Kha Kar..
Maa Hoti Toh Kehta Paranthe Bana De.

Bheeg Gayi Aansuon Se Aankhe Meri..
Maa Hoti Toh Keh Deta Aanchal De De.

Roz Wahi Koshish Khush Rehne Ki..
Maa Hoti Toh Main  Muskura Deta.

Raat Ho Jati Hai Roz Ghar Aate Aate..
Maa Hoti Toh Waqt Se Ghar Aa Jata.

Suna Hai Kai Dino Se Woh Bhi Nahi Muskurai..
Hoti Na Majbooriyaan Toh Ghar Chala Jata.

Bohat Door Nikal Aaya Hoon Ghar Se Apne..
Tere Sapno Ki Parwah Na Hoti Toh Laut Aata.

Maa Ke Liye Hindi Kavita | Mother's Day Special Poem Hindi

Maa Ke Liye Hindi Kavita | Mother's Day Special Poem Hindi
Ghutno Par Rengte Rengte,
Kab Pairo Par Khada Hua,
Teri Mamta Ki chhaon Mein,
Jaane Kab Main Bada Hua..
Kala Teeka, Dhoodh Malai,
Aaj Bhi Sab Kuchh Waisa Hai,
Tu Hi Tu Hai Har Jagah..
Pyar Yeh Tera Kaisa Hai..
Seedha Saadha Bhola Bhala
Main Hi Sabse Achha Hoon
Kitna Bhi Ho Jau Bada..
Maa, Aaj Bhi Tera Baccha Hoon!

Short Holi Poems For Kids in Hindi | Holi Kavita in Hindi For Children

Short Holi Poems For Kids in Hindi | Holi Kavita in Hindi For Children | Holi Rhymes in Hindi For Kids
Aao Mil Ke Manaaye Khushiyaan
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!
Apno Ko Hum Rang Lagaye,
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!
Bachat Kare Hum Pani Ki,
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!
Phoolo Se Hum Khele Holi,
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!
Kisi Ko Na Thes Pahuchaye
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!
Naye Naye Pakwan Khaye
Bura Na Mano Holi Hai!

Hindi Poem on Child Labour | Stop Child Labour Poem in Hindi

Hindi Poem on Child Labour | Stop Child Labour Poem in Hindi | Hindi Poems For Kids | Hindi Rhymes For Children

Aaj Jab Chinu Ko HotelHotel Mein Palte Dhote Dekha
Tabhi Apne Bachpan Mein Maine Jhaank Ke Dekha
Roz Naye Chamchamate Bartano Mein
Mujhe Milta Tha Man Chaha Khana
Nahi Socha Main Kabhi Bhi
Kaise Chamakte Bartan Rozana
Parishram Hota Mere Liye Bas Itna
Apne Bag Ko School Le Jana
Aur Dosto Ke Sath
Khelte Khelte Thak Jana
Kagaj Ke Note Tab Samajh Na Aate
Gullak Mein Bas Sikke Chhanchhanate
Fal Mehnat Ka Hota Hai Meetha
Meri Maa Ne Mujhe Sikhaya Tha
Par Mehnat Ka Matlab Bas
Likhna Panda Bataya Tha
Kyon Chintu Ka Bachpan Nahi Bachpan Jaisa
Kash Na Hota Duniya Mein Koi Baccha Aesa!

Hindi Paheli Collection For Kids | Bal Paheli in Hindi | Hindi Paheli For Children

Hindi Paheli Collection For Kids | Bal Paheli in Hindi | Hindi Paheli For Children

1. Teerhrth Raj Main Bada Mahan
Nagar Pulon Ka Mujhko Jaan
Dwar Hari Ka Main Kehlata
Kya Naam Mera Tumko Hai Aata?
Answer: Haridwar
2. Janta Ka Sewak Kehlata
Sukh-Dukh Ka Sandesh Main Lata
Gali Mohalle Sab Main Jata
Sabka Main Pyar Hoon Pata
Answer: Postman
3. Bhoomi Ki Main Upaj Badhau
Bina Aankh Ke Main Chal Paoon
Garmi Mein Na Aaoon Nazar
Bhoomi Hi Hai Mera Ghar
Answer: Kenchua
4. Lamba Tan Aur Badan Hai Gol
Meethe Rehte Mere Bol
Tan Pe Mere HoteHote Chhed
Bhasha Ka Main Karoon Na Bhed
Answer: Bansuri
5. Lambi Patli Chharhari
Hoon Main Sugandh Ki Khan
Batlao Toh Mera Naam?
Answer: Agarbatti 

Special Poem For Teachers | Beautiful English Poem For Teacher's Day

Special Poem For Teachers | Beautiful English Poem For Teacher's Day | My Teacher Poem For School Assignments 
When I was just a little girl
My teacher were arround my soul
When I grew up
I had to be around them for my goal.
They gave me an identity,
Which I deserved in reality.
I was accustomed to their attitude,
An I had to keep my ego in gratitude.
This was the time when I learnt their importance,
Earlier I didn’t realize their significance.
When my name was associated with fame
I ciuld not forget thesacrifice they made.
My life was on roller coaster,
When I exposed to the world
My schooling was over
And my heart was unfurled.
Today I own popularity,
Still my teacher is my celebrity.
I am still a river,
They are my banks.
Their guidence is never forgotten,
Though sometime my heart sank.

Sacchi Maanavta | Hindi Poems For Kids For School Functions

Hindi Poems For Kids For School Functions | Short Hindi Poems For Children | Hindi Poetry
Nafrat Jahan Jahan Bhi Faile
Prem Ki Nadi Bahana Tum
Deen Dukhi Peedit Prani Ki
Sewa Kar Labh Uthana Tum!
Bhedbhaw Ki Baatein Chhodo
Sabko Gale Lagana Tum
Paap Kapat Se Mukhda Fero
Punya Ka Labh Uthana Tum!
Hum Sab Bhai-Bhai Saare
Nahi Kisi Ko Thukrana
Manavta Ki Sewa Mein Nit
Apna Kartvya Nibhana!

Mother's Day Special Poem in Hindi | Mother Day Hindi Kavita

Mother's Day Special Poem in Hindi | Mother Day Hindi Kavita
Maa Meri Pyaari Maa
Koshis Ki Thi Kavitaa Likhne Kii
Barsoo Pahley Chhoti Si Umar Mein
Seekh Raha Thaa Chaannd Koyi
Pankti Ban Rahi Thi Maa Pyaari Maa
Tere Rin Hain Mujh Par Hazar
Badh Naa Skaa Aaage
Uljhano Mein Rah Gya Badh Raha Hoon Aaj
Maa Meri Pyaari Maa
Teerth Karti Ho Kartey Rehna
Punyaa Karti Ho Karti Rehnaa
Chhatt Hei Tere Punyo Ki
Karegi Rakshaa Hum Baacchon Ki
Maa Meri Pyari Maa.

Beti Par Hindi Kavita | Beti Poem in Hindi For School Consignments

Beti Par Hindi Kavita | Beti Poem in Hindi For School Consignments

Beti
Pariyon Ka Roop Hai
Paawan Si Dhoop Hai
Beti
Ek Thandi Hawa Ka Jhonka Hai
Har Taap Ko Jisne Sokha Hai
Beti
Bhor Ka Ujera Hai
Chidiyon Ka Basera Hai..
Beti
Panchhi Ki Chehchahat Hai
Hothon Ki Muskuraahat Hai
Beti..
Chanda Ki Chandni Hai
Sooraj Ki Roshni Hai
Beti
Phoolon Ki Bhaghiyaa Hai
Behti Hui Nadiyaa Hai
Beti..
Sneh Hai..Pyar Hai..
Meetha Sa Dulaar Hai
Beti..
Madhur Sa Sangeet Hai
Khushiyon Bhara Geet Hai!

Father's Day Poem in Hindi For Kids | Father's Day Bal Kavita Hindi

Father's Day Poem in Hindi For Kids | Father's Day Bal Kavita Hindi
Mere Pyare Pyare Papa
Mere Dil Mein Rehte Papa
Meri Chhoti Si Khushi Ke Liye
Sab Kuchh Seh Jate Hain Papa
Poori Karte Har Meri Ichha
Unke Jaisa Nahi Koi Achha
Mummy Meri Jab Bhi Daante
Mujhe Dulaarte Mere Papa
                                                               Mere Pyare Pyare Papa !

Hindi Paheliyaan For Children | Simple Riddles For Kids

Hindi Paheliyaan For Children | Simple Riddles For Kids | Poems in Hindi For Kids
1. Tum Na Bulaao, Main Aa Jaungi
Na Main Koi Kiraya Loongi
Na Mujhko Tum Pakad Paoge
Na Mere Bin Reh Paoge!
Batao Main Kon Hoon?
Answer: Hawa
2. Garmi Mein Tum Mujhko Khate
Mujhko Peena Hardam Chaahte
Mujhse Pyar Bohat Ho Karte
Bhaap Banu Toh Mujhse Darte
Batao Main Kon Hoon?
Answer: Pani
3. Mujhme Bhaar Sada Hi Rehta
Har Jagah Mujhko Paya Jata
Jagah Gherna Mujhko Aata
Har Cheez Se Hain Mera Naata
Batao Main Kon Hoon?
Answer: Gas

Sweet Good Night Shayari Kavita in Hindi | Good Night Sms

Haron taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala

            “Good Night”

Kanya Bhroon Hatya Poem in Hindi

Kanya Bhroon Hatya Poem(Kavita) in hindi
Phoolo Ko Khil Jaane Do
Pyari Mehak Failaane Do
Band Karo Bhroon Hatya
Jeewan Jyoti Jal Jaane Do!
Tod Dil Agar Kaliyaan Tumne
Phool Kahaan Se Paoge?
Kokh Mein Beti Maaroge Toh
Vadhu Kahaan Se Tum Laoge?
Durga Maa Ki Karke Pooja
Bade Bhakt Ban Jaate Ho
Aesi Bhakti Kis Kaam Ki?
Beti Ko Jab Thukraate Ho!

Happy Diwali Short Poem in Hindi For Kids

Aayi Aayi Diwali Aayi
Sath Mein Dhero Khushiyaan Laayi
Mauj Manao Dhoom Machao
Mil Jul Kar Khushiyaan Manao

Naye Naye Sab Kapde Pehno
Sath Mein Khao Manpasand Mithayi
Aayi Aayi Diwali Aaayi
Sath Mein Dhero Khushiyaan Layi

Aatish Bazi Kam Chalna
Kisi Ko Na Tum Satana
Dil Se Dena Sabko Bhadhaayi
Aayi Aayi Diwali Aayi

Beti Pe Hindi Kavita | Poem on Daughter in Hindi


Ghar Ki Chahal Pehal Hai Beti,
Jeewan Mein Ek Kamal Hai Beti!!
Dhoop Kabhi Gunguni Suhani,
Kabhi Chand Si Sheetal Hai Beti!!
Shiksha Gun Sanskaar Rop Do,
Phir Beto Jaisi Sabal Hai Beti!!
Agar Sahara De Do Vishwas Ka,
Ganga Jal Si Paawan Hai Beri!!
Prakriti Ke Sab Sadgunn Seencho,
Toh Prakriti Si Nicshchal Si Hai Beti!!
Kyon Darte Ho Paida Karne Se?
Arre Aane Wala Kal Hai Beti!!

दिल लागाना ही चाहत है (hindi Shayari)

दिल लागाना ही चाहत है (hindi Shayari)
दिल लागाना ही चाहत है.
प्यार निभाना ही चाहत है .
इश्क में मर मिटाना ही चाहत है .
वादा निभाना ही चाहत है .
कसमे ना भुलाना ही चाहत है .
तनहाई में दिलको जलाना ही चाहत है .
यादो में तड़पना ही चाहत है .
दिलका मचलना ही चाहत है.
हर दर्द को सहना ही चाहत है .
खोवाबो में डूब जाना ही चाहत है.

Top 3 Shayari In Hindi Fonts/Text

Top 3 Shayari In Hindi Fonts/Text
1. अगर इंसान मिल जाये मुकम्मल तो
सर पत्थर के आगे क्यूँ झुकाऊँ

खयालों में तेरे .... मैंने बिता दी ज़िंदगी सारी
इबादत कर नहीं पाया खुदा! नाराज़ मत होना

तुम्हारी याद में आंसू ........ बहाना यूँ जरूरी है
रुके दरिया के पानी को तो प्यासा भी नहीं छूता

सूना तो था की जाता है सदा प्यासा कुएं के पास
समंदर की बुझाने प्यास खुद जाता है क्यूँ दरिया


2. बांट देता है सभी को ये उजाला
हो सके तो धर्म दीपक का बदल दो

जब तक बादलों को फ़िक्र धरती की रहेगी यूँ
सूरज की तपिश से कुछ बुरा होगा नहीं इसका

सताने को तुम्हे अक्सर हमारा जी किया है
पर तुम्हारी मुस्कराहट .... लुत्फ़ ये लेने नहीं देती


3.  उनका ठिकाना तो दिल में था
हमारे पर उनसे दो क़दम आया ना गया
हमने रो कर पूछा क्यों तोड़ दिया प्यार का वादा
उसने हस कर कहा , बस निभाया ना गया .

Shayari in hindi ज़िंदगी कहते हैं बेहतर हो गयी है

Shayari in hind font on life
ये जमीं जब खून से तर हो गयी है
ज़िंदगी कहते हैं बेहतर हो गयी है
हाँथ पर मत खींच बेमतलब लकीरें
मौत हर पल अब मुक़द्दर हो गयी है

Shayari in Hindi Text महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली

Shayari in Hindi Text महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली
महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली,
वक़्त फिर भी मेरे हिसाब से
कभी ना चला ...!!"
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युं ही हम दिल को साफ़ रखा करते थे ..
पता नही था की, 'किमत चेहरों की होती है!!'
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अगर खुदा नहीं हे तो उसका ज़िक्र क्यों ??
और अगर खुदा हे तो फिर फिक्र क्यों ???
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"दो बातें इंसान को अपनों से दूर कर देती हैं,
एक उसका 'अहम' और दूसरा उसका 'वहम'......
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" पैसे से सुख कभी खरीदा नहीं जाता और दुःख का
कोई खरीदार नहीं होता।"
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मुझे जिंदगी का इतना तजुर्बा तो नहीं,
पर सुना है सादगी मे लोग जीने नहीं देते।
यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है , दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के !!!
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बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है , गुब्बारों में डाल के !!!
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सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी !!!
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तीन लोक में फेला है , फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी!!!
कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
जिस दिन खिलोगे... टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे ।

जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
जिस दिन तराशे गए... "खुदा" बन जाओगे ।।

Shayari in Hindi Font

Shayari in Hindi Font
कही ईसा, कहीं मौला, कहीं भगवान रहते हैं
हमारे हाल से शायद सभी अंजान रहते हैं
चले आये, तबीयत आज भारी सी लगी अपनी
सुना था आपकी बस्ती में कुछ इंसान रहते हैं

Top 20 Quotes & Sayings said by Famous people

1. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot
2. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
—Oscar Levant
3. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
—Oscar Wilde
4. I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
—New York City detective
5. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby
6. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut
7. Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
—Carl Sagan
8. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
—Jean Rostand
9. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin
10. I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
—Richard Lewis
11. We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
—Robert Wilensky
12. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams
13. If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
—Anon
14. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow
15. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
—Cullen Hightower
16. There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
—Cyril Connolly
17. There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
—Dick Cavett
18. All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
—H. L. Mencken
19. I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
—Victor Hugo
20. I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
—Woody Allen

Top 20 Wisdom Quotes & Sayings said by Famous people


1. You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen

2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

3. The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
—Unknown Author

4. You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky

5. Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
—Ambrose Redmoon

6. You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
—Gandhi

7. When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
—Lin-Chi

8. The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne

9. To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
—Abraham Maslow

10. We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle

11. A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
—Baltasar Gracian

12. Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
—Basho

13. Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze

14. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

15. What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
—John Ruskin

16. The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.
—Marcel Proust

17. Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
—Unknown Author

18. Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
—Virgil Garnett Thomson

19. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers

20. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
—Zig Ziglar

30 Famous Quotes That Will Inspire Success In You

1. “If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.”
Dhirubhai Ambani

2. “The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.”
Mark Caine

3. “People who succeed have momentum. The more they succeed, the more they want to succeed, and the more they find a way to succeed. Similarly, when someone is failing, the tendency is to get on a downward spiral that can even become a self-fulfilling prophecy.”
Tony Robbins

4. “When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.”
Audre Lorde

5. “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
Mark Twain

6. “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”
Eleanor Roosevelt

7. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
Thomas A. Edison

8. “If you don’t value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know & start charging for it.”
Kim Garst

9.  ”A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”
David Brinkley

10. “Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
Steve Jobs

11. “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
Eleanor Roosevelt

12. “Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.”
Roger Babson

13. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
Mahatma Gandhi

14. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”
Mark Twain

15. “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.”
Vince Lombardi

16. “Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this & adopt this definition, success is yours.”
Kelly Kim

17. “I used to want the words ‘She tried’ on my tombstone. Now I want ‘She did it.’”
Katherine Dunham

18. “Really it comes down to your philosophy. Do you want to play it safe and be good or do you want to take a chance and be great?”
Jimmy J

19. “It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
J. K Rowling

20. “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
Albert Einstein

21. “Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.”
Harriet Tubman

22. “The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.”
Bruce Lee

23. “Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life – think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.”
Swami Vivekananda

24. “Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.”
Dale Carnegie

25. “If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.”
Jim Rohn

26. “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”
Ayn Rand

27. “If you genuinely want something, don’t wait for it – teach yourself to be impatient.”
Gurbaksh Chahal

28. “Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning.”
Robert Kiyosaki

29. “If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you!”
T. Harv Eker

30. “You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something – your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.”
Steve Jobs

Motivational and Inspirational Quotations & Sayings said by Famous people

            "Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

            - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

        "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

            - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

        "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."

            - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

        "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

            - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)
        "Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

            - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
        "His ignorance is encyclopedic"

            - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
        "If a man does his best, what else is there?"

            - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
        "Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

            - Charlton Heston (1924-2008)
        "You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."

            - Ayn Rand (1905-1982)
        "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

            - Robert Pirsig (1948-)
        "Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer."

            - Saint Thomas More (1478-1535)
        "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

            - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
        "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

            - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
        "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

            - Saint Augustine (354-430)
        "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."

            - Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)
        "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

            - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
        "We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."

            - Richard Dawkins (1941-)
        "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

            - Emile Zola (1840-1902)
        "This book fills a much-needed gap."

            - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
        "The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

            - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
        "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."

            - e e cummings (1894-1962)
        "Give me a museum and I'll fill it."

            - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
        "Assassins!"

            - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
        "I'll moider da bum."

            - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
        "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

            - Yogi Berra
        "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

            - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
        "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."

            - Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"
        "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

            - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
        "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."

            - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
        "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

            - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
        "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

            - George Burns (1896-1996)
        "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."

            - Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)
        "There are no facts, only interpretations."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

            - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
        "The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

            - Edsgar Dijkstra (1930-2002)
        "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

            - Bjarne Stroustrup
        "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

            - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)
        "Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."

            - Paul Erdos (1913-1996)
        "Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

            - Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)
        "Dancing is silent poetry."

            - Simonides (556-468bc)
        "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

            - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
        "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
        "But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near."

            - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
        "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

            - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
        "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
        "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."

            - Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)
        "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

            - Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)
        "We have art to save ourselves from the truth."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

            - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
        "I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."

            - Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)
        "I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."

            - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song
        "I have nothing to declare except my genius."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882
        "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

            - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
        "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

            - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
        "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

            - unknown
        "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

            - Sharon Stone
        "If you are going through hell, keep going."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."

            - Vivian Greene
        "He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions."

            - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
        "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."

            - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
        "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

            - Voltaire (1694-1778)
        "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

            - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
        "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."

            - Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
        "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

            - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)
        "Facts are the enemy of truth."

            - Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"
        "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."

            - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
        "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

            - Anais Nin (1903-1977)
        "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

            - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
        "I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."

            - Frederick (II) the Great
        "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."

            - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
        "Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."

            - George Eliot (1819-1880)
        "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

            - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
        "Black holes are where God divided by zero."

            - Steven Wright
        "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."

            - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
        "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

            - Walt Disney (1901-1966)
        "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."

            - Vince Lombardi
        "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."

            - James Branch Cabell
        "A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."

            - John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)
        "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

            - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
        "You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."

            - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
        "An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."

            - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
        "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

            - Umberto Eco
        "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."

            - Jimmy Durante
        "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

            - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
        "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."

            - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953
        "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."

            - Albert Giacometti (sculptor)
        "There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."

            - Randy Pausch (1960-2008)
        "It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

            - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)
        "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

            - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
        "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."

            - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
        "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

            - Frank Zappa
        "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

            - Antoine de Saint Exupery
        "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

            - Isaac Asimov
        "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

            - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)
        "It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."

            - G. B. Burgin
        "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

            - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
        "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

            - Jimi Hendrix
        "A clever man commits no minor blunders."

            - Goethe (1749-1832)
        "Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."

            - Richard Bach
        "A witty saying proves nothing."

            - Voltaire (1694-1778)
        "Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."

            - James Stephens (1882-1950)
        "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

            - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
        "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

            - Will Durant
        "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."

            - Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
        "It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

            - Mario Andretti
        "I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."

            - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.
        "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

            - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
        "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

            - Warren Zevon (1947-2003)
        "There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."

            - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
        "When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head."

            - Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)
        "Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."

            - Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
        "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it"

            - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
        "While we are postponing, life speeds by."

            - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
        "Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"

            - Bumper Sticker
        "God, please save me from your followers!"

            - Bumper Sticker
        "Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."

            - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
        "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

            - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
        "Luck is the residue of design."

            - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team
        "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

            - Mel Brooks
        "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

            - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
        "Wit is educated insolence."

            - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
        "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

            - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
        "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't"

            - Erica Jong (1942-)
        "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man."

            - Erica Jong (1942-)
        "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

            - Maya Angelou (1928-)
        "Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."

            - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
        "A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."

            - Gore Vidal
        "Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."

            - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
        "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."

            - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
        "Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny."

            - Guy Davenport
        "When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."

            - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
        "We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"

            - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
        "When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."

            - Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
        "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."

            - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)
        "I would have made a good Pope."

            - Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
        "In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience."

            - W.B. Prescott
        "Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."

            - John von Neumann (1903-1957)
        "The mistakes are all waiting to be made."

            - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position
        "It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."

            - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
        "Grove giveth and Gates taketh away."

            - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
        "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."

            - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
        "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."

            - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
        "There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."

            - C. A. R. Hoare
        "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
        "What do you take me for, an idiot?"

            - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy
        "I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."

            - Bill Hirst
        "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

            - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
        "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."

            - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
        "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
        "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

            - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
        "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

            - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
        "Logic is in the eye of the logician."

            - Gloria Steinem
        "No one can earn a million dollars honestly."

            - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
        "Everything has been figured out, except how to live."

            - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
        "Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."

            - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
        "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it."

            - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
        "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

            - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
        "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "When ideas fail, words come in very handy."

            - Goethe (1749-1832)
        "In the end, everything is a gag."

            - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
        "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."

            - Lucille S. Harper
        "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

            - Yogi Berra
        "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

            - Walt Disney (1901-1966)
        "He who hesitates is a damned fool."

            - Mae West (1892-1980)
        "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater."

            - Gail Godwin
        "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small."

            - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
        "The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

            - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
        "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."

            - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
        "Behind every great fortune there is a crime."

            - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
        "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

            - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
        "I am not young enough to know everything."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

            - General George Patton (1885-1945)
        "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis."

            - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
        "There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
        "I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking."

            - Katherine Cebrian
        "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."

            - Steven Wright
        "Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour."

            - Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)
        "Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure."

            - Oliver Herford (1863-1935)
        "I have read your book and much like it."

            - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
        "The covers of this book are too far apart."

            - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
        "Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."

            - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
        "Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end."

            - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
        "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

            - Voltaire (1694-1778)
        "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

            - Mae West (1892-1980)
        "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

            - Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
        "No Sane man will dance."

            - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
        "Hell is a half-filled auditorium."

            - Robert Frost (1874-1963)
        "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

            - Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
        "Vote early and vote often."

            - Al Capone (1899-1947)
        "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

            - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
        "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "Hell is other people."

            - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
        "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

            - Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
        "Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

            - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
        "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

            - Thomas Jones
        "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

            - Al Capone (1899-1947)
        "The gods too are fond of a joke."

            - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
        "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

            - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
        "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

            - Gloria Leonard
        "It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

            - Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell
        "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

            - Robert Orben
        "The cynics are right nine times out of ten."

            - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
        "There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

        "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

        - Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)

        "How can I lose to such an idiot?"

            - A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)
        "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."

            - Woody Allen (1935-)
        "I don't feel good."

            - The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)
        "Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."

            - Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)
        "Men have become the tools of their tools."

            - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
        "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant."

            - Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines
        "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."

            - Gore Vidal
        "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

            - Woody Allen (1935-)
        "Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives."

            - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
        "A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."

            - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
        "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me."

            - Charles William Stubbs
        "Sanity is a madness put to good uses."

            - George Santayana (1863-1952)
        "Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

            - Fred Allen (1894-1956)
        "Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."

            - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
        "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

            - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
        "Why don't you write books people can read?"

            - Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)
        "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."

            - T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
        "Criticism is prejudice made plausible."

            - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
        "It is better to be quotable than to be honest."

            - Tom Stoppard
        "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting."

            - Karl Wallenda
        "Opportunities multiply as they are seized."

            - Sun Tzu
        "A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar."

            - Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)
        " The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

            - Alan Kay
        "Never mistake motion for action."

            - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
        "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

            - Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)
        "Hell is paved with good samaritans."

            - William M. Holden
        "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

            - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
        "Silence is argument carried out by other means."

            - Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)
        "Well done is better than well said."

            - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
        "The average person thinks he isn't."

            - Father Larry Lorenzoni
        "Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."

            - William Congreve (1670-1729)
        "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."

            - Helen Rowland (1876-1950)
        "Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century."

            - Lewis Perelman
        "Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency."

            - Lewis Perelman
        "Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."

            - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
        "There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal."

            - Sigfried Hulzer
        "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."

            - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying
        "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

            - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
        "I think it would be a good idea."

            - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
        "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

            - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
        "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!"

            - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
        "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" "

            - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
        "The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy."

            - Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)
        "Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity."

            - Irving Kristol
        "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

            - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
        "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."

            - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
        "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

            - H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927
        "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."

            - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
        "Everything that can be invented has been invented."

            - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
        "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."

            - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
        "After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

            - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)
        "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

            - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
        "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

            - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
        "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."

            - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
        "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

            - Tom Clancy
        "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."

            - Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince"
        "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."

            - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
        "The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."

            - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
        "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

            - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
        "Half this game is ninety percent mental."

            - Yogi Berra
        "There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole."

            - Bill Wulf
        "There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher."

            - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
        "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

            - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
        "Write drunk; edit sober."

            - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
        "I criticize by creation - not by finding fault."

            - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
        "Love is friendship set on fire."

            - Jeremy Taylor
        "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

            - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
        "My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate."

            - Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was
        "Woman was God's second mistake."

            - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
        "This isn't right, this isn't even wrong."

            - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper
        "For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing."

            - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
        "Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

            - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
        "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

            - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
        "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

            - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
        "Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run."

            - Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
        "He would make a lovely corpse."

            - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
        "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

            - Irvin S. Cobb
        "I worship the quicksand he walks in."

            - Art Buchwald
        "Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "A poem is never finished, only abandoned."

            - Paul Valery (1871-1945)
        "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."

            - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
        "If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?"

            - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing
        "#3 pencils and quadrille pads."

            - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
        "Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."

            - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
        "Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis."

            - Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God.
        "I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need."

            - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues
        "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."

            - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
        "The truth is more important than the facts."

            - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
        "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

            - Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)
        "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

            - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
        "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

            - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

            - Revelation 6:8

            "Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

                - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

            "Plato was a bore."

                - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

            "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

                - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

            "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."

                - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

            "Hemingway was a jerk."

                - Harold Robbins

        "Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."

            - Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)

        "What about things like bullets?"