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Santa Banta Joke in Hindi with Picture Santa Banta Hindi Jokes 

Funny PK Movie Fact Picture | Pk hai Ke

Funny PK Movie Fact Picture

PK Movie मे राजू की मां ने फरहान के पिता से शादी की इसलिए रेंचो 

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New Hindi Good Thought on Life | Hindi Inspiring Sayings | Suvichar Pictures in Hindi | Rishton Pe New Hindi Shayari

New Hindi Good Thought on Life

New Hindi Good Thought on Life | Hindi Inspiring Sayings | Suvichar Pictures in Hindi | Rishton Pe  New Hindi Shayari

Kareeb Itna Raho Ki

Rishton Mein Pyar Rahe..

Door Itna Bhi Na Raho Ki,

Aane Ka Intezaar Rahe..

Rakho Ummeed Rishton Ke Darmiyan Itni

Ki Toot Jaye Ummeed Magar..

Rishte Barkaraar Rahein!

Sai Baba Blessings SMS Shayari in Hindi

Sai Baba Blessings SMS in Hindi

Sai Baba Blessings SMS in Hindi, Sai Baba SMS in Hindi, Shirdi Sai Baba SMS, Sai Blessings, Sai Baba SMS For Facebook Status, Sai Baba Blessings For Family And Friends, Om Sai Ram, Sabka Malik Ek

♥ OM SAI RAM ♥

 Jab Teri Inayat Par Meri Nazar Jaati Hai,

 Mere SATGURU Meri Aankh Bhar Aati Hai,

 Tu De raha Hai Mujhe is Kadar,

 Ki Hath Dua Me Uthne Se Pahle Hi Jholi Bhar Jati Hai.

 ♥ SABKA MALIK EK ♥

Heart Touching Sad Punjabi Shayari | Broken Heart Shayari in Punjabi

Heart Touching Sad Punjabi Shayari | Broken Heart Shayari in Punjabi

Heart Touching Sad Punjabi Shayari | Broken Heart Shayari in Punjabi

Best Hindi Romantic Shayari Collection For Girlfriend & Boyfriend

Best Hindi Romantic Shayari Collection For Girlfriend

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Jab Yaad Tere Aati Hai Dil Tham Lete Hai,

Dil Tham Lete Hae Tapak Jata He,

Her Wo Ansu Jab Naam Tera Lete He ,

Ye Ansu Nahe Tere Pyar Ke Neshni Hai,

Tu Samjhe To Moti Na Samjo To Pani Hae

Kya Mangu Khuda Se Aapko Paane K Bad

Kiska Karu Intezar Aapke Aane K Bad

Kyu Dosto Pe Jan Lutate Hai Log

Malum Hua Aapko Dost Banane K Bad.

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera

Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai?

Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai?

Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin!

Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?

Aaj Unki Dosti Main Kuch Kami Dekhi,

Chand Ki Chandni Main Kuch Nami Dekhi,

Udaas Ho K Loat Aaye Hum Apny Ghar,

Unki Mehfil Jab Auron Se Jami Dekhi

Tere Siwa Koi Mere Jazbaat Me Nahi,

Aankhon Me Wo Nami Hai Jo Barshat Me Nahi.

Pane Ki Tujhe Koshish Bahut Ki,

Magar Tu Ek Lakeer Hai Jo Mere Hath Me Nahi.

Sabke Chehre Mei Woh Baat Nahi Hoti,

Thode Se Andhere Mei Raat Nahi Hoti,

Zindagi Mei Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai,

Kya Kare Unhi Se Aaj Kal Mulakat Nahi Hoti..

Yaad Karne Ke Liye Koi Cheez Chahiye,

Aap Nahi To Aap Ki Tasveer Chahiye

Par Aap Ki Tasveer Hamara Dil Bhehla Nahi Sakti

Kyonki Wo Aap Ki Tarha Muskura Nahi Sakti

Funny Hindi Jokes Wallpaper For Facebook & Whatsapp

Funny Hindi Jokes Wallpaper For Facebook & Whatsapp

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Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes With Pictures, Comedy Nights With Kapil Jokes in Hindi

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes With Pictures

Latest Kapil Sharma Jokes With Pictures, Comedy Nights With Kapil Jokes in Hindi

Comedy Nights With Kapil Sharma Hindi Jokes with image

Comedy Nights With Kapil Sharma Hindi Jokes

Comedy Nights With Kapil Sharma Hindi Jokes

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Funny Kapil Sharma Jokes in Hindi

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Lovely Shayari SMS For Husband And Wife

Husband lovely sms shayari

Pal mein guzar jaye wo mohbbat kaise,
Hum to jindagi bhar tujhe chahenge,
Sath janam mein gujar jaye wo kasam kaisi,
Hum to sadiyo tak tumhara sath nibhayenge

lovely shayari on wife

 Hasrat h sirf tumhe pane ki,
Aue koi khwaish nahi iss parwane ki,
Shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo,
Kya jarrurat thi tumhe khubsurat bnane ki

Best Hindi Status for Whatsapp & Facebook | Hindi Status

तू मोहब्बत है मेरी इसीलिए दूर है मुझसे…
अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती ।

 पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,
नही तो दिमाग में भी नही ।

खेल ताश का हो या जिंदगी का ,
अपना इक्का तब ही दिखाना
जब सामने बादशाह हो

Patriotic Shayari in Hindi | Tiranga Desh Bhakti Shayari in Hindi |

Tiranga Desh Bhakti Shayari in Hindi | Latest Patriotic Shayari in Hindi

Tiranga Desh Bhakti Shayari in Hindi | Latest Patriotic Shayari in Hindi

Baat Yeh Hawaaon Ko Bataaye Rakhna

Jahaan Roshan Hoga, Diye Jalaaye Rakhna

Ki Hai Hifaazat Lahoo Dekar Jiski Humne

Mann Mein Sada Uss Tirange Ko Basaaye Rakhna

Jai Bharat! Jai Hindustaan!

Best Hindi Shayari on Maa Shayari in Hindi

Best Hindi Shayari on Maa Shayari in Hindi Images

Maa Tere Dudh Ka Huk Mujhe Aada Kya Hoga..!!
Tu Hai Naraz To Khush Mujhse Khuda Kya Hoga..!!

Heart Touching Motivational, Success, Struggle Life Shayari in hindi

Heart Touching Motivational, Success, Struggle Life Sms

संघर्ष में आदमी अकेला होता है
सफलता में दुनिया उसके साथ होती है
जब-जब जग किसी पर हँसा है ;
तब-तब उसी ने इतिहास रचा है…

Very True Inspirational Quotes Sms in Hindi

“धर्म” से “कर्म” इसलिए महत्वपूर्ण है, क्यों की –
“धर्म” करके भगवान से मांगना पडता है,
जबकि “कर्म” करने से भगवान को खुद ही देना पडता है ॥

Whatsapp Status- Kamaal ki zindagi Status in Hindi

Main nai chahta khuda k zindgi 100 saal ki de
Thodhi hi sahi par…….. jo bhi de kamaal ki de

Sorry SMS in Hindi for Girlfriend or Boyfriend – Apologize through Messages

The word “Sorry” is really a magic word. It works, when mistake is made by mistake but not when, trust is broken. Yes friends if you want to say sorry to someone like, girlfriend, boyfriend, lover, sister, husband, wife, boss, friends or anyone, then explore our best collection of Sorry SMS messages.

(1)

Sochtey Hai Seekh Le Hum Bhi Berukhi Karna,

Pyaar Nibhatey – Nibhatey Aaj Lagta Hai Humne,

Aapni hi Kadaar Kho-Di….!!

(2)

Kaise Gujharti hai Meri Har Ek Shaam Tere Bagair,

Agar Tu Dekhle To Kabhi Tanhaa Na Chhodtey Mujhe..!!

(3)

Khud hi Roye aur Ro kar Chup ho gaye,

Bas yehi Soch kar ki..

Aaj agar Koi Aapna hota to Rone nahi Detaa..!

(4)

Saanson ka Tutna to aam si Baat hai,

Mere Yaaron…

Jaha Aapne Badal Jaye,

Maut to Usey Kehtey hai..!!

(5)

Chaale Jayenge Ek Din Hum Tujhe Tere Haal pe Chod kar..,

E Sitaamgar…,

Kadaar Kya Hoti Hai Tuje Waqt Sikhaa Degaa..

(6)

Kya Naseeb Paya Hai Yaaron..

Wo Meri Duniya Thi Lekin Meri Kismaat Mein Nahi Thi,

Kaash..!

Ki Wo Meri Kuch Na Hoti Bas Meri Kismaat Mein Hoti..

(7)

Kabhi Socha Na Tha Ki..

Muskurane ki Aadat Bhi Kitni Mehngi Padegi Humko..,

Chhod Diya Sabne Ye Soch Kar Ke Hum To Akele Bhi Khush Rehe Lenge..!

(8)

Ajab Paheliya Hai Mere In Hathon Ki Laakiron Mein,

Safar To Likha Hai Magar Manzeelon Ka Nishaan Nahi!!

(9)

Jab Hum Chhote the to Jor se Rote the Jo Pasand Hota Use Pane ke Liye,

Ab Jab Bade ho gaye to Sabse Chupke Rote he Jo Pasand he Use Bhulane ke Liye..

(10)

Wo Sach Kehte The ki Tumhari Muskurahaat Bahot Achhchhi Hai,

Ab Pata Chala, Wo Sach Hi Kehte The,

Isiliye To Apne Saath Mujhe Nahi Meri Muskurahaat Ko Le Gaye..

 

 (11)
Usne Kaha Tha Mujhe Aankhen Bhaar Ke Dekha Karo,
Yaaron…,

Aab Aankh To Bhaar Aati Hai Par Wo Nazaar Nahi Aate…

(12)
Pyaar Mein Log Bahut Mazboot Ho Jatey Hai Aur Bahut Kaamzor Bhi,
Mazboot Itne ki Duniya Se Laad Jate Hai,

Aur Kaamzor Itne ki Sirf Wo Ek Insaan ke Bina Nahi Reh Paatey..

(13)
Mujhe Bhula Kar Sona to Teri Aadat Si Ho Gai Hai…,
Kisi Din Hum So Gaye to Tujhe Neend Se Nafraat Ho Jayegi..!!
Pagliiii….

(14)
“Agar Mil Jaye Uljhano se Fursaat to Zara Sochnaa…”
Ki…,

“Kya Sirf Fursaton Mein Yaad Karne Taak ka Rishtaa Hai Hum Se..!!??


(15)
So Jata Hai Har Koi Aapne Aanewale Kal ke Liye,
Par Koi Ye Nahi Sochtaa ki,
‘Aaj Humne Jiska Dil Dukhaya Hai,

Wo Soya Hoga Ya Nahi…

 

 (16)
Nazare Usse Milaau to Wo Sharminda Na Karde,
Izahar Karu to Kahin Wo Inkaar Na Karde,
Meri Laash ke Paas Na Bithaana Use,
Yaaron…,
Darr He Kahin Wo Chhu Kar Mujhe Zinda Na Karde…!!

(17)
Sirf,
Ehsaas Badaal Jaatey Hai Duniya Main,
Warna..,
‘MOHABBAT’
Aur
‘NAFRAAT’ Ek Hi Dil Se Hoti Hai….!!

(18)
Apni Taqdeer Mein to Kuch Aise Hi Silsiley Likhe Hai,
“Kisi Ne Waqt Gujhar ne Ke Liye Pyaar Kar Liya,

‘To Kisi Ne Pyaar Karke Waqt Gujhar liya…”

(19)
Saach Kaha Hai Kisine,
Aksar Waqt ke Saath Har Koi Badaal Jata Hai,
Par Galti Uski Nahi Hoti Hai Jo Badaal Jata Hai,

Galti To Uski Hoti Hai Jo Pehle Jaisa Hi Reh Jata Hai..

(20)
Dil To Karta Hai Zindagi Ko Kisi Qaatil Ke Hawaale Kar Du..,

Judaai Mein Yun Roz - Roz Ka Marnaa Mujhe Achchaa Nahi Lagta…

Top 10 Inspirational Motivational Quotes | Whatsapp Status in Hindi

In everyone’s life challenges are what make life interesting. So, accept more challenges and responsibility in your life. But to become successful, motivation and inner drive force is necessary. Here you may find Motivational Quotes Messages in Hindi, Inspirational Success

(1)

Jab Kuch Second Ki Muskurahat Se Tasveer Achchi Aa Sakti Hai,

To Hamesha Muskura Ke Jeeney Se Zindagi Achchi Q Nahi Ho Sakti..!!

(2)

Samay Ke Saath Badal Ne Ka Hoonar To Har Koi Rakhta Hai..

..Janab..

Mzaa To Tab Aaye Jab Waqt Badal Jaye Aur Insaan Na Badle..!!

(3)

Agar Aap Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nahi Likh Sakte,

To..

Koshish Karo Ki Achcha Rubber Ban Ke Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!!

(4)

AMEER Itne Bano Ki Aap Kitni Bhi KEEMTI Cheez Ko Chaho Tab Kharid Sako..

KEEMTI Itne Bano K Is Duniya Ka Koi AMEER Se AMEER Bhi Apko Kharid Na Sake..!!

(5)

Dost Aur Dushman Ko Kabhi Vishwas Dilane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti..

Kyuki..

Dushman Kabhi Yakeen Nahi Karega,

Aur Dost Kabhi Shaak Nahi Karega..!!

(6)

Aasani Se Kuch Na Mile To Udas Mat Hona,

Mil Jayega Sab To Fir Koshish Kya Karoge..?

Sapney Sab Haqiqat Nahi Hote,

                          Agar Hoge Sab Haqiqat To Fir Sapney Kya Dekhoge..??

(7)

Aapne Gumo Ki Numaish Na Kar,

Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar,

Jo Tera Hai Wo Tere Dar Pe Ayega Jarur,

Roz-Roz Use Pane Ki Khwaish Na Kar..

(8)

Khushiya Milti Nahi Mangne Se,

Manzil Milti Nahi Raah Par Ruk Jane Se,

Bharosa Rakhna Khud Par Aur Bhagwan Par,

Sab Kuch Deta Hai Wo Sahi Waqt Aane Par..

(9)

 Thought Of The Day:

Kisi Se Koi Chiz Maango To Aise Maango Jese Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..

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Aur Nahi Mili To Konsa Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..!!

(10)

Zindagi Ke Liye Kabhi Bhi Kharab Vichar Aaye,

To Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Tum Jo Zindagi Jee Rahe Ho,

                                  Wo Bhi Kisi Ke Liye Sapney Jeisi Hogi..!!

Whatsapp Good Night Status Quotes Messages | Whatsapp Status

• Every Night, It’s An Endless Battle Between Sleep And The Internet. :) Good Night
• My bed is calling my name so I am ready to tuck in the blanket and feel warm. Good night my dear Facebook and stay warm
• One day I shall rule the World until then, I am going to bed. Good Night
• When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!
• Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
• Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.
• Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.
• Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger but I love you now.
• As the day turns into night. Keep your worries out of sight. No matter how tough the world may seem, you still deserve the sweetest dreams and good night.
• As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweet Dreams.
• One day, we will never have to say goodbye, only goodnight.
• Let’s go to bed. I’m tired of this day. I need a new one. Good Night
• One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
• Dont lose hope. You never know what tomorrow will bring. Good night & sweet dreams.
• A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seems so great. Good night and sweet dreams.
• You are the first thought of every morning, the best thought of each day and the last thought of every night. Good Night
• You are the reason why I have sleepless nights, why I tend to hold my pillow tight and I can’t sleep without saying good night.
• Its time to say Good Night real world, Hello dream world.
• You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.
• Tonight I’m going to sleep earlier because I want to see you in my dream very early. Good Night
• My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. :-*
• I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.
• Good Night messages doesn’t only mean good night or sweet dreams. It also silently says that I think of you before going to bed. Good Night. Mmmmmmuah
• You make my day special now please make my night remember able by coming to my dreams. GoodNight
• I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I’m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight
• I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving GOOD NIGHT.
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
• Good night sleep tight I will be dreaming of you with all my might.
• Time to end a shitty day and start again tomorrow.
• Good Night all, May the words of God dance in your ears and bring Joy to your hearts as you sleep tonight!
• I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed, and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!
• Off to my land of dreams and fantasies, Good Night and sweet dreams..
• Hi, I`m your bed and we`ve slept together..
• Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows.
• Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.
• Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.
• A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
• Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
• To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
• My pillow is made at me, it wants you to be here with us. Goodnight.
• Sweetheart, if im going down, were going down together. Goodnight.
• Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel.
• My pillow is made at me, it wants you to be here with us. Goodnight.
• Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you babe goodnight.
• Do not go gentle into that goodnight, rage, rage against the dying of the light.
• I wish i never wake up from my dream because im dreaming of you babe. Goodnight
• Do not go gentle into that good night.
• Don`t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side..
• The night is here the day is through, time to go to bed and start a new.
• Welcome to the BED FM Radio Station. This is DJ Bed sheet hanging out with DJ Pillow. We’re playing Sweet Dreams by $$a.m. from his album titled “Good Night”.
• I am ready to go to bed but the sheep are missing. Oh well, guess I’ll have to throw some chickens over the fence instead. Good night.
• Its time to say good night real world, hello dream world…
• The day is done, The moon has replaced the sun, I guess that’s my clue, to say GOOD NIGHT to you.
• The only person worth losing sleep over is the one you cant sleep without. Good night Sweetheart I love you more everyday.
• All good things must come to an end, this day included. Good Night all!
• Well I’m heading off. Good night all where it is night, and morning to all those where it’s morning.
• May your guardian angel watch over you as you slumber, pleasant dreams.
• Good evening Facebook family and friends.I wish you pleasant dreams and restful sleep.See you tomorrow.
• Good Night MASOYP (may angels sleep on your pillow)

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Best Whatsapp Status on Attitude, Love & Funny (jokes) Quotes | Shayari SMS and Messages

Whatsapp is the only cool messenger app now a days. It is cross platform for instant messages for all smartphones and selected feature phones by using the internet communication. It is not only to send text messages, you can send images to each other,Video, audio and locations also if you have integrated map services. So many user are using this whatsapp messenger app. so in this article i am going to share some top, best whatsapp status, messages and sms which consist of Love, Funny, Joke and Attitude messages.

Best Love Status and Messages for Whatsapp in English and Hindi:

So here i am going to share top love status for whatsapp messenger..

1) My last seen,was to check your last seen at ;)

2) My real smile comes when i am with you Darling...

3)Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua h  Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

4) Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai, Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

5)Ache nishane baz ho tum thik nishane pe tune teer mara, Duniya se hr baaji jitne wala, aaj tumse apna dil hara.

6)Wo ‘mili bhi to sirf khuda ke darbaar mein, Ab tum hi batao yaaron hum ‘ibaadat karte ya mohabbat’.

7)Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain….

8) LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN'T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)

9) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

10) Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Best Friend Ship Messages for Whatsapp messenger: 

Here are Some Friends Messages For Whatsapp Messenger . Friends are the most valuable gifts given by God. It is very good to be with an good friend who always supports in good activities. These Good messages are dedicated to All the Valuable Friends of Whatsapp.

1)  A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, be my world.

2)Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

3) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

4) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

5) Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my good friend.

6) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between Us remains ever strong...

Best ATTITUDE Status for Whatsapp :

Very one has there own style and attitude in there own life. Showing there attitude is easy outside. But if you want to share your attitude in social media like whatsapp, facebook and etc.. you need to share your attitude in messages form. So here are some great and different styles of attitude messages or status for whatsapp.

1)I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P

2) "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"

3) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

5) Me…..myself…and I..!!

6) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Best Funny(Joke) Messages for Whatsapp plus:

Here are some funny messages for whatsapp and whatsapp plus.

1) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card..

2) A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card”

3) Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

4) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

5) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

6) I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Top Good Morning and Good Night Sms for Whatsapp:

Here are some good morning and good night messages for whatsapp messengers. You can wish your friends and GF's by these messages..

1) Dont forget to pray today, because God didnt forget to wake you up this morning. Good Morning.

2) No matter how bad you think your life, wake up each day and be thankful for what you have. Someone somewhere is fighting just to survive.

Good Morning.

3) 3 things you can’t recover in life. The MOMENT after it’s missed, The WORD after it’s said and the TIME after it’s wasted. Good Morning.

4) A new day has started, set new goals, work with a new enthusiasm, dedication and zeal. Wishing you a wonderful morning have a successful day!

5) I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

6)Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.

7)When an angel came to me, he asked: What is your wish for tonight? I said Please take care of the person reading this message. Good Night!

8)You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

9)I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving good night.

10)Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.

Best Good Morning and Good Night Ascii for Whatsapp:

☆。★。☆。★

。☆。*。☆。

★。＼｜／。★

GOOD NIGHT

★。／｜＼。★

。☆。*。☆。

☆。 ★。☆。★

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Sweet Good Morning "SMS" Shayari

 Sweet Good Morning "SMS" Shayari

Sweet Good Morning "SMS" Shayari

    Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
    Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

    Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
    Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

    Good Morning
    X’cuse me,
    Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
    aur sms parh rahe ho to
    “Good Night”

    Aur agar aap so gaye ho
    aur sms subah parho gay to phir
    “Good Morning”
    Good Morning..!
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    Ab neeche nashta
    dhond rahe ho kia?
    Aik bar keh to diya
    “Good Morning”
    Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
    Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
    Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
    Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
    Good Morning.
    Soraj ki pehli kiran
    Din ka pehla pehar
    Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
    Dhanak ka pehla rang
    Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
    Subha ka pehla khomar:
    GOOD MORNING
    &
    HAVE NICE DAY.
    ne ye Paigaam bheja hai Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se HumGood Morning.
    Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri
    tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.



    In English:-
    May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
    and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
    Good Morning my love.
    Morning is not only sunrise
    but a beautiful miracle of GOD
    that defeats the darkness & spread light.
    May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
    “Good Morning“
    The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the
    Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated.

    A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving
    us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
    Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer
    bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person.
    Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to
    learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.

    I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
    Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
    But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.
    Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE,
    Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day.

    Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del.
    Control yourself,
    Look for alternate solution and
    Delete the situation that caused tension!

    Good Morning!
    Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
    and you do not know what it will bring back,
    a new day, a new life, a new friend, a new love

    Good Morning.
    With petals of Roses,
    Palm full of Holy water,
    Light of full Sun,
    Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
    I wish U a
    v. special
    GOOD Moning.
    Blue be the sky above you,
    Soft be the road below you,
    Affection be the breeze around you,
    I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
    Good Morning.
    With petals of Roses,
    Palm full of Holy water,
    Light of full Sun,
    Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
    I wish U a v. special
    GOOD Moning.
    Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time… Go, live life, Make a difference, touch
    ones heart, encourage 1’s mind, inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.
    Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles
    and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud
    Morning**$.
    “DREAMS visit us when we are asleep” but
    GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day
    and gives us every chance to make our
    DREAMS come true!Good Morning!
    A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run.
    Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day
    has already begun.Good Morning!
    Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get.
    Keep smiling always it increases ur face value. Have a terrific day. GOOD MORNING.
    3 glances - 1 smile
    3 smiles - 1 meeting
    3 meeting - 1 kiss
    3 kisses - 1 proposal
    3 proposal - 1 marriage
    and that
    1 marriage - 3 words
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    ISKI TO GAYI…
    Good Morning!

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Good Night & Sleep Well "SMS" Shayari

WOh Palkhon kay kinarey jo hum ne kabhi bighoye hi nahi, Yeh mat Samajhna Kay Hum Kabhi ROye HI nAHi, Woh ROz Puchhtey Thay kAy Khuwabon Mein kIya Dekha, Aur Ik Hum Hain Jo Ik Umar Se SOye HI NAHi..

X’cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night” Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir “Good Morning”

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay, Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay sath le ker sawaar ho jayen. “Good Night“

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight.

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… Good Night ..!

Charoo Taraaf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur sone ka Tight, Bole to BYE... Goood Nite.

khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night.

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Goodnight!

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

AGAR MANZIL PANI HAI TO HOSLA SAATH RAKHNA, AGAR PYAR PANA HAI TO AITBAAR SATH RAKHNA, AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

Dil me halka sa ek shor ho raha hai, Bina SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai, Kahi aisa to nahi ki ek pyaasa sa Dost Good Night kiye bina hi so raha hai.

Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye. Chal aab soja... Good Nite!

Ab itni raat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsang sunane k liye msg nahi kiya ,commonsense ki baat hai ki aapko gud nite bolne ka tha.chalo ludak jao....gud night.

Pyari si Raat me pyare se sitare, pyara sa chand,pyari si chandani, or pyari si thandi hawaye ek pyare se dost ko pyari si nind de jaye.

tum ko shram nahi aati rat kay 12 bajay ek jawan aur tanha lardki ko miss call kar ke us kay jazbat or ehsasat ko jagaty ho sharam karo or soo jao BYE G00D NIGHT..!

jab yaad tumhare ate hay hum yado may ko jatay hay kuch tais se dil pe lagte hay hum ro ro k so jatay hay .

In English:-

If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.

One evening i will come 2 ur room lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight…. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight.

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams.

A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. “Good Night”

I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night.

You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don’t care, and you may think that I’m not thinking of you. Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.,, goodnight.

If the Candles cannot burn without light, If Moon cannot Shine without Night, Then how can i Sleep without wishing you Good Night...??

Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night..

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn’t find a better friend like you! GoodNight.

One of d best msg i ever read... "Haatho ki lakiron par, kabhi vishwaas na karna, kyunki taqdir to unki bhi hoti hai, jinke haath nahi hote"... GN.SD.TC.

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there are stars or moon,as long as ur heart is true,SWEET DREAMS wl b always wt u. GOOD NIGHT:-)tk cr.

If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.

A sleepy msg from a sleepy friend to a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason in a sleepy mood at a sleepy time wid a sleepy style to say sleepy sleepy good night....

G -o to Bed O -ff the lights O -ut of tension D -reams come N -ice sleep I -gnore worries G -et up earlier H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD.

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14 Feb Valentines Day Shayari SMS Collection

Valentines Day Shayari

Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,
Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!
Be My Valentine !!!!


Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…


Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?


Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!


Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera.


Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…


Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…


Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye!!


Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai


Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..


Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!


Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai


Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage…


Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.


Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki…


Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.


Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.


Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise.

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