Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Best Hindi Non Veg Adult Shayari Jokes for WhatsApp Messages SMS

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Hindi Non Veg Adult Shayari for WhatsApp

                                                       1.       Nargis se ek program main
kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se
pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

2.       1960″s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010″s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka
wasta kuch to pehn le..

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

3.       Teacher: ‘kisses’ ko sentence
mainn is tarah istamal karo
k word b na ae aur meaning ajae?
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Student: Aj subha subha begam
se bohat moun mari hoi…

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

4.       80 yr Man:My 20yr Wife is
Pregnant.Any advice?
Dr said pehle 1 story suno
1 Shikari ko shikar pe jane
ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga
ghalti se Chatri le gya,
usne jungle mai 1 Sher dekha,
jaldi se Chatri ka handle
khencha aor fire kia,
sher gira aur mar gaya
Old man:Namumkin Kisi aor
ne fire kia hoga.
Dr:EXACTLY

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

5.       Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to
nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona
shuru hogya hy..

Non Veg Adult Shayari in Hindi for WhatsApp Messages

6.       HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,
ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,
Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,

ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun..



   Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai,
Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai
Aur hero ko pilana hai.
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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to
Hema Malini Ko le lete. !


       Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..
dil bhawuk ho gaya.


       Shahid Kapoor must have rejected
‘Grand Masti’ coz he thought
the letter ‘r’ is unnecessarily
added to the title.
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