Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi For WhatsApp as SMS Messages

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

1.       Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
                                                          murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

2.       Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou
TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?
Doosri shArmA k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
                                                         mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

3.       Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi
wala teeka laga dain
.
Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
.
Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11
bachay hain.
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..
4.       Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
                                                    se ek he Ummeed karta hai..

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