Santa Banta Chutkule : Santa ki Maa

 Santa Banta Chutkule

Santa ki Maa - 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.
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Press reporter - Fir aapne kya kiya ?
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Santa ki Maa - Fir main 21 saal ki hui to
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papa ne meri shaadi karai.
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Fir jaa ke Santa hua.

Chulbule Chutkule : Evolution of man

 Evolution of man:

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shad k baad- coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya?

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jae

Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo

Shadi se pehle- I luv you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu?

Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?

Rishta wohi soch nayi! ;

FUNNY INTERVIEW

School mein admission ke liye interview:

Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?
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Cute answer....
Boy : jo mummy bolti hai 

Patni ki Aarti Wifes Prayer Funny in Hindi

Patni ki Aarti 

 

Jai ho, Jai ho, O Patni Rani, Karti ho tum man maani
Baat hamari hardam ho talti, hum utaaren teri aarti
Tum saman balshali koi jag main nahi dooja
Hum toh hain balheen, tumahari Karen kiss tarah puja
Hum se khana banwane wali, bartan manjwaane wali
Naukar sa hum ko dhutkaarti, O rani, hum utaren teri aarti
Tum bachon ki amma pyaari, saas ki bitiya pyari
Kabhi agar tum rootho, kar do khatiya khari humari
Hum ko aksar hardkane waali, aankhen dikhane waali
Gussa tum hum par utarti, O rani, hum utaren teri aarti
Dhoop deep kuch tumhe na sohe gar kapoor baati,
Creame powder wali, lakhi lakhi tum kafi harshati
Yun toh lagti ho bholi bhaali, lekin tum ho ek du-naali

Boli ki goli hardam marti ho, O rani, hum utaren teri aarti
Pati-Patni ke es jag mein hai wahi purana nataa
Baithi baithi khati patni, pati din-raat kamata
Nish din mauj urane wali, humko tarsane wali
Saari kamai tum aakarti ho, O rani, hum utaren teri aarti
Ye saari dhan-daulat teri, tera chandi sona,
Hum toh kewal itna chaahe, tu naraj na hona
Hum ko ullu banane waali, ghar ki hey Laxmi aali,
Sewak ko kahe phatkarti, O rani, hum utaren teri aarti
Jai ho, Jai ho, O Patni Rani, Karti ho tum man maani
 Baat hamari hardam ho talti, hum utaaren teri aarti

Husband Wife Chutkule Jokes in Hindi

Husband Wife Chutkule Jokes in Hindi

पति से दूर जाने के एक महीने बाद पत्नी ने अपने
पति को यह एमएमएस (SMS) किया:



याद आती है तेरी जागते-सोते,
दिन कटते हैं तेरी खातिर रोते-रोते,
काश! तुम मेरे साथ यहां होते,
कम से कम मेरे कुछ कपडे तो धोते.

Verry funny shayari on exam results

funny shayari on exam results

Kaash koi exam ke Result ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
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 dusra Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
Pachas No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushkil.
Teesra Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
tees number Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatam.
Chautha Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Funny Shayari on Exam Time

Funny Student Shayari On Exams

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai